Thursday, January 8, 2009

By the way, please forgive any mispellings, as I have just graduated to using more than 2 fingers, and they are fat ones.

And we all know spell check SUCKS!!!

I,ll do better i pmrosie

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Hey O Man, you are definitelty cool.

Sanjay Gupta huh? Got a liking for curry?? just kidding--probably a good choice for the new, semi-hip O cabinet.

Some suggestions O baby:

Dr. No for Nuclear Commission

Dr. Zhivago--Sec. of Interior and long tracking shots

Charles Barkley--Sec. Of Idiocy

Dr. J -- just play hoops.

Ben Bernanke- get the ^&&()- out!!

this post REALLY sounded great in my head, and when i wrote it, it sucked!!

Can't all be winners.

Hey Israel, ENOUGH already.

You are in danger of becoming what you are trying to eradicate.



Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Has anyone seen the new Domino's commercial where they compare THEIR toasted? sandwiches to those at Subway?

Hey guys, that's like comparing dog shit to rabbit shit.

If anyone that I know ever enjoys?? a sub at these places, please turn in your IRWIN card.
Can we just take the media horde idiots out to the barn and shoot them all??

Why can't they not let John Travolta alone in his time of grief.

Jesus Christ, this guy has entertained us for over 20 years with his acting roles and myriad wig changes. And he hasn't beaten us about the head with that Scientology shit like you know who. In this time of grief for him and Kelly Preston, PLEASE give them a FUCKING break and leave them alone!!!

Monday, January 5, 2009

I'm anxiously awaiting someone to comment on my frozen pizza search.

And just saying you got it at Trader Joe's doesn't count.
I can't believe that noone has mentioned how much I resemble John Lennon.
It's been a real bad month for us Jews around the World.

First, that SCUMBAG, Bernie Madoff, does the Jewish version of Robin Hood ( steal from the rich only to get more rich himself).

Nice fucking guy Bernie.

Hope you get sent to jail and become a HUGE Black man's girlfriend for the rest of your miserable life, you legitimate piece of shit.


Then, we get the Holocaust bullshit by that Jew who lied about his non fence romance at a concentration camp! Schmuck!! that doesn't make you cool , it makes you a lying shitbag asshole.


And just to top it all off, Israel decides to invade Fucking Gaza! Again! And Again. It's been going on for 2 thousand years and some more bombs will stop it?

Hey Palestinians- What exactly do you NOT understand? You bomb us, and we will REALLY bomb you!!

Morons!!!!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Only In Alaska???

What a country!1

Only in America, well, in Alaska, can a cute chubby 16 year old, whose Mother just happens to be a Semi-hot GOP foil for the Dems, get her pretty little tushie knocked up by some redneck idiot kid, get to quit her gig at the Moose Cafe and get some moon at a peep mag give her 300K for the pix!

Bet she can see Alaska from her house.

How much is he making??

How is it possible in today's semi-depression that these fucking moronic professional team owners can justify paying these FAT ( Hello CC) out of shape, prima donnas in the HUNDREDS of millions!

what the F$$!!!

The pro sports world is so out of touch with what is left of the common man , woman or child at their events ,I suppose they are blind to the bullshit they conttinually perpetrate on US..
And you know what? we keep feeding the beast!

If anyone ever actually reads this shit, can you let me know if you have EVER had a real good FROZEN pizza?

and I don't mean going to NY and bringing them home from there.

Also, no fucking arugula pizza.

As Pogo said, we have met the enemy, and he is DEFINITELY us!!!

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Still crazy after all these years, 62 year old holding on to my 30's for dear life. Have a great, funny, looney , adorable wife , Lois Brand , who is a world class artist. I alwasys have a lot to say whether cogent or not.Or asked for for that matter. so follow my musings on sports, politics, food, the arts and anything else that may come in to what is left of my brain!!