By the way, please forgive any mispellings, as I have just graduated to using more than 2 fingers, and they are fat ones.

And we all know spell check SUCKS!!!

I,ll do better i pmrosie

Hey O Man, you are definitelty cool.

Sanjay Gupta huh? Got a liking for curry?? just kidding--probably a good choice for the new, semi-hip O cabinet.

Some suggestions O baby:

Dr. No for Nuclear Commission

Dr. Zhivago--Sec. of Interior and long tracking shots

Charles Barkley--Sec. Of Idiocy

Dr. J -- just play hoops.

Ben Bernanke- get the ^&&()- out!!

this post REALLY sounded great in my head, and when i wrote it, it sucked!!

Can't all be winners.

Hey Israel, ENOUGH already.

You are in danger of becoming what you are trying to eradicate.

Has anyone seen the new Domino's commercial where they compare THEIR toasted? sandwiches to those at Subway?

Hey guys, that's like comparing dog shit to rabbit shit.

If anyone that I know ever enjoys?? a sub at these places, please turn in your IRWIN card.

Can we just take the media horde idiots out to the barn and shoot them all??

Why can't they not let John Travolta alone in his time of grief.

Jesus Christ, this guy has entertained us for over 20 years with his acting roles and myriad wig changes. And he hasn't beaten us about the head with that Scientology shit like you know who. In this time of grief for him and Kelly Preston, PLEASE give them a FUCKING break and leave them alone!!!

I'm anxiously awaiting someone to comment on my frozen pizza search.

And just saying you got it at Trader Joe's doesn't count.

I can't believe that noone has mentioned how much I resemble John Lennon.

It's been a real bad month for us Jews around the World.

First, that SCUMBAG, Bernie Madoff, does the Jewish version of Robin Hood ( steal from the rich only to get more rich himself).

Nice fucking guy Bernie.

Hope you get sent to jail and become a HUGE Black man's girlfriend for the rest of your miserable life, you legitimate piece of shit.


Then, we get the Holocaust bullshit by that Jew who lied about his non fence romance at a concentration camp! Schmuck!! that doesn't make you cool , it makes you a lying shitbag asshole.


And just to top it all off, Israel decides to invade Fucking Gaza! Again! And Again. It's been going on for 2 thousand years and some more bombs will stop it?

Hey Palestinians- What exactly do you NOT understand? You bomb us, and we will REALLY bomb you!!

Morons!!!!